Squirrel-ly

"YOU! With the camera! Come at me, bro..."

Recently I was walking a nearby mall when I came across this peculiar sight... a squirrel was firmly planted in one of the exit lanes. And he wasn't just standing firm... s/he was loudly rage-chattering at the roadway as if daring any car to enter the mall. No four wheel chariot driven by a monkey was getting past HIM except over his dead body.

Unfortunately, crazy-squirrel didn't understand that it was actually facing the wrong way to obstruct traffic.

Curious, I got closer and pulled out my camera. Suddenly, crazy-squirrel turned and glared at ME.

I didn't get any closer 'cuz frankly this squirrel was more badass than I could ever hope to be.