Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Vote for Jesus

Cast a ballot for the Lord!
Jesus Christ, is that goalie good!
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery then somewhere Out There, the Good Lord must be looking down kindly on Lawrence (a.k.a. "Israel" according to his business card).

I encountered the affable Lawrence a few weeks ago working as a swamper for a moving company. He is also a cabinet maker and reminded me that Jesus too was a simple cabinet maker. I seem to recall from my rusty old Roman Catholic days that Jesus was a carpenter. Carpenter... cabinet maker...close enough.

Lawrence's website urges visitors to elect Jesus by Sep 23, 2015. I'm not sure who else is on the ballot, where you can find the voting station, or even what political office Jesus is running for, but dig deep into Lawrence's website and you'll find the answers I'm sure.

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